May 2012
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Whoever decided to put my two most difficult finals back to back can die in a fire.
9 am- 20th Century Music History listening final
10 am- US History final
Kill me now.
April 2012
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March 2012
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That awkward moment when...
You’re the first person to finish a test, so you pretend to be reading your answers until someone else turns theirs in.
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February 2012
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Dear stupid little bitches,
No, I cannot throw some socks into your purchase. I don’t care that you’re spending $75 on sneakers for your kid. The socks will still be an extra $9.95. Maybe you shouldn’t promise to buy expensive ass shoes for your spoiled little brat of a child.
Sincerely,
An angry retail worker
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Today...
Four different customers told me that I have a nice smile and a friendly personality.
I wanted to laugh and tell them that I really hate everyone that comes in, but I pretend to be friendly to make sales.
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Today, in my saxophone lesson...
Saxophone Teacher: I should get a Killers album.
Me: You should get all of them.
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Dear stupid little bitches,
Do not come into my store 10 minutes before close, ask for 8 different kinds of Converse, and then say that you don’t know what you want and that you’ll have to come back on a different day. If my boss wasn’t standing right there, and if I wouldn’t lose my job for it, I would have slapped you in the face with each of the 8 boxes.
Sincerely, an angry retail worker
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You know you're getting old when...
You know you’re old when you look through the list of people that you may know on Facebook, and everyone is married and having babies.
I will now cuddle my hippo pillow pet and think about what I’m doing with my life.
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Dear stupid little bitches,
Do not come into my store, ask to try on 6 different pairs of TOMs, and then tell me that you just wanted to see what your size was for when you order them online. That is a waste of my time and makes me want to destroy everything that you love.
Sincerely,
an angry retail worker
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I can now cross selling heels to drag queens off of my list of things to do while I have my retail job.
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Dear bitchy hipster working at Urban Outfitters,
When I want to spend $2 on mustache paper clips at your store, saying, “Wow, big spender,” is not an appropriate response. My bad for not having an unlimited source of income to spend at your expensive ass store. You don’t know how close I was to walking out because of how rude your bitch ass was.
If I ever talked to customers like that, I would probably be dismembered by my...
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Dear bitchy customer,
It is our store policy that we stay open 15 minutes after all of the other stores in the mall. None of us enjoy it. In fact, we all despise that rule, and would rather start closing at 9:00 so that we can get on with our real lives. We do not appreciate you coming in at 9:05 and staying for 20 minutes. We also do not appreciate being asked to bring you 7 different kinds of shoe to try on. We...
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Dear bitchy customer,
You paid $10 for a pair of boots that were originally $60. You do not get to bitch me out because there is a microscopic piece of glue on a part of the damn shoes that no one is going to see. Thank you so much for wasting those 10 minutes of my life that I spent trying to get the glue off.
Sincerely,
An annoyed retail worker
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I was thinking about how it might have been a better choice not to buy 2 new pairs of TOMs in the last couple of weeks. Then I realized that there are 10 children somewhere in the world who have shoes because of me. I don’t feel so bad anymore.
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While watching saxophone videos on YouTube...
I saw a video of a guy doing his DMA recital from Eastman, and he played one of the pieces that I’m doing for my senior recital. He sounded like shit.
This makes me feel better about myself.
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January 2012
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